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having an orgy with greek yoghurt used as lubrication
i met this greek girl last night, and she invited me for a warwick castle
Look at Nevaeh Castles!! isnt she beautiful? too bad she belongs to Austin 🥲
“where do you live?”
“new castle!”
“you’re such a fucking loser”
A place that is just full of special people who have rich parents and can't be arsed to do anything with their useless lives. One of the DT teachers got caught recommending a student to masturbate at a previous school and still got hired, one of the old teachers took pictures of boys in the changing rooms and wanked off to them. One of the PE staff fucked a chemistry teachers wife, so the chem teacher left her and fucked the DT teacher before they both left and went to St. Johns. (some guy got blown in a classroom there btw)
All ECS females wear really shit perfumes that reek out the hallways, all the boys have the most shit mullets of all time.
Ewell Castle? It's a shithole.
When you write a literature essay and you only watched the movie.
-So, what was your favourite scene in Hamlet?
-Oh, definitely Fortinbras storming the castle.
An anagram for "anal intercourse" that just happens to sound like the name of a fancy chess move
^ I like to yell "checkmate" after I'm done giving my gal the ol' Rear Castle Union
> Oh, I bet she loves that, huh? *smirk*
^ No, but I pay her phone bill every month. She loves that. So she indulges me...
Very recent Canadian slang used when a person or a group of people get into trouble or an altercation and defend their actions by stating "but we had a bouncy castle". It came from the trucker convoy in Ottawa in 2022 when some participants excused their bad behaviour by stating there was a bouncy castle set up for the kids.
Used sarcastically when younger people get drunk and/or a party gets out of hand and the police show up.
Sorry Officer, we didn't mean to wake up the neighbourhood or cause any grief. We even set up a bouncy castle.