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Colorado is so fucking cold. But I mean aye weeds legal
The state that is wayyy better than California. No matter what those definitions say. I mean, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Colorado Sunrise.
Colorado is the absolute best.
Colorado SUCKS I hate hate colorado it is the WORST state in the U.S.A
Friend: Hey I’m moving to colorado
Me: WHAT NO UGH BAD GRR AG
- Brazilian Portuguese: "colorado" is a person who supports the Porto Alegre soccer team Sport Club Internacional.
It can be also used as a synonym of the team's name. Its main rival is Grêmio Foot-Ball Porto Alegrense - whose supporters are "gremistas". A match between the two teams is called a "Grenal".
-"Tu é gremista ou colorado?" (Are you gremista or colorado?)
-"Colorado." (I'm colorado.)
-"Bah, eu também, tchê! Que baita goleada o Colorado deu ontem no Grenal"" (Nice, me too, mate! What a thrashing International gave yesterday in the Grenal!)
A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then
ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.
Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.
When a woman wears a strap on dildo on her forehead and runs around ramming people with it while making rhino noises.
My parents were in town from Texas so I decided to show them what a Colorado Rhino is.
"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.
"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."
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