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On December 20th, everyone will cover themself in oil.
Oil floats on water. Step 1) wait for it to rain. Step 2) Cover yourself in oil. Step 3) Fly. Cover Yourself In Oil Day.
Bases covered + ducks in a row = having our ducks covered.
It is obivous you are a metophore scrambler
When working on many things it is important to have your ducks covered.
When you hit something with your truck, but another truck hits it too, so you don't have to take the blame.
Melodysgrace pulled the old two truck cover up when he crashed his truck into an awning, but a food truck hit it again.
To drop the ball on a task, or to fail entirely at an assignment. Or to have done way, way, way too much cocaine the night before.
I can't make it in to work today because I fell through the manhole cover this last night like a total bone head.
Billy! Where's my report?!?! You fell through the manhole for the last time... you're fired!
When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.
At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.
The name given to a wealthy, old, gay man who is dating a much younger gay man.
The only reason Bob is with that Chocolate-covered Sugar Daddy is because he bought him that BMW!
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