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the biggest boy band on the planet, consisting on Harry ( HAZZA THE FLIRT ) Styles, Louis ( TOMMO THE TEASE ) Tomlinson, Niall ( IRISH PRINCESS ) Horan, Liam (PAYNO) Payne and Zayn ( DJ MALIK ) Malik. they are also known for having one of the craziest fanbase ever recorded, trust me they are better than the FBI
RANDOM NOBODY : Yeah I was listening to this One Direction song the other day and i loved it!
DIRECTIONER : oh really? so you wanna be a directioner? DO YOU KNOW WHO IS KEVIN? WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ALBUM? WHO IS THE CUTEST MEMBER? DO YOU EAT YOUR CARROTS?? *shakes frightened person* ANSWER ME!!!
The best boy band in the world. Temporarily on hiatus. Formed on the show X Factor. Have dedicated their lives to their fans (known as Directioners). Consists of 5 male singers with the voices of literal angels.
The best people you could ever meet. They're kind, sweet, loving, generous, and are still loved by millions around the world. If they're really so bad then how come they win awards even though they're on hiatus right now? Also, since everyone likes to keep saying they're so gay then how about this... Millions of girls all over the world love 5 gay guys and 0 love you, how does that make you feel? They have the voices of angels that blend amazingly together. They don't even need auto tune
Harry Styles. Hazza
Louis Tomlinson. Tommo
Liam Payne. Payno
Niall Horan. Nialler
Zayn Malik. DJ Malik
I love One Direction
One Direction is the best!
One direction is one of the best boy band ever they were formed on the 23rd of July 2010 on a tv show called the X factor. The band is formed by Harry Styles Niall Horan Liam Payne Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik. The band took a break in 2016 for 18 months but still haven’t come back. There fandom is called directioners and currently the boys have there own solo careers.
Person: one direction is never coming back together
Directioner: Say that again and I will slap you accross the far like Louis did to Niall
a group of boys(they were once 5, but now they’re 4. niall fell over playing golf and it was sore) that can sing very well, but shocking dancers. these boys also have a very bad history with maths. lima tends to believe he didn’t know what udon noodles were until he was in his late 30’s, despite only being 26. louis also believes 36 plus another 6 is 38, and collectively the boys cant tell the difference between 18 months and 5 years. one of the band members commonly known as the curly-headed one, harry, has ongoing battle against gravity and can’t go a show without falling over. also if you want to commit suicide all you have to do is say you hate one direction and their fans will kill you :)
‘your maths is as good as one direction’
the greatest band in the whole world
the band in my time one direction were just having fun and horrible dancers
25 kids 75 ex's 1000000 hired security
My direct line could triangulate in 7s three times M4 RPGs and flashbangs mk6s and aks
When two guys jerk off and one blows his load down the pee hole of the other. Can be played as a game, the first to finish wins.
Roland didn't make it to work today because he was injured during direct port injection, he had to see the doctor again.