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A non medical term that explains the correlation between people who consume cannabis and their uncanny yet powerful liking of dairy products, particularly cheese.
"Dude I think I have the cheese disease, I ate 18 cheese sticks in one sitting just now."
"I totally have it, I used to eat chunks of mozzarella when I used to work at Panera all the time, it was sick."
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A condition characterized by first, always needing a boyfriend, and, second, giving complete and total attention to said boyfriend. Symptoms usually include: loss of friends, annoying snaps and posts, and an awful boyfriend who looks like he stinks.
I really miss Michael. I haven't seen him in ages because he has boyfriend disease.
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Is the disease chicks get when they want to feel like the are important in the Nightlife world.
"Local celebrity" or the "IT" girls. Get it from having sex with part owners and their friends, just to be in VIP. To feel like a very important person.
"Hey man,look at that hot chick!"
"Who!? Her? Hell No she got VIP DISEASE!"
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When one believes that STDs can be caught via kissing
...... diseased kissing??
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In close relation to Kitchenheimer's; this is when you hectically run around your office in circles with an agenda filled to the max but of all work you simply don't know where to start and thereby forgetting the most fundamental things of life...
Oh gosh - it's almost 5 p.m., I forgot to EAT and I still try to get at least ONE thing done today... it must be Officeheimer's Disease, that's for sure!
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Similar to lucasitis.
When a game director chooses to make a sequel of a previous successful game and releases a disappointment.
This is due to:
- not including/changing several features that made its predecessor so good
- balancing the game around a greedy pay2win formula
- having a lacking endgame
- not adding promised features after the game's launch.
"Hey man, how's diablo III nowadays, wanna go farm some legendaries later?"
"Nah, the game's still suffering from Jaywilsons-disease. The treatments they are administering don't seem to be working anymore and the game is slowly losing the will to live."
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A physical condition in which urine continues leaking from the urethra after the individual believes they have finished urinating and dressed themselves. The condition often leaves obvious wet spots on the victim's clothes and can be an embarrassment in any social interaction. Heavy coffee drinkers notice an increase in the condition with an increase in consumption.
"Boy this coffee tastes great. It's really helping me prepare for our exams. Oh Christ! It looks like I'm getting a case of "Wimpleton's Disease." Look at this wet spot!"
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