a person, object or being that makes someone fail
a person fails by falling off a tree, the tree is then a fail reaper
When the students of howard county refer to their B or eve low A as a failing grade. When a student of hoco says they received a failing grade, assume they mean a B unless they say specifically that they "legit failed".
"Hey how'd you do on the test?"
"Not great. I failed. Not even a hoco fail, legit fail. I got a 69%."
Basically a failed ratio is when you make a ratio on youtube, twitter, tiktok, Reddit, etc and it doesn’t get the typical amount of upvotes/retweets/hearts or likes that successful ratios do
Person: idc + ratio
The ratio gets no likes or retweets
Person 2: failed ratio
1👍 1👎
When you mishear the lyrics to a song, and make the lyrics sound dumber then they actually are.
Queen's somebody to love on the radio: Each morning I get up and die a little
Guy 1: dude did that just say it's more then I get for butt dialing
Guy 2: No. That was a pretty big lyric fail
A significantly less-healthy snack substitute for trail mix, first popularized among Seattle-area hipsters who like to hike but also prefer drinking coffee, getting stoned, and not being rained on. Most fail mix contains higher proportions of gummies, chocolate, candies, or caramel corn than would actually be beneficial for backpacking. Fail mix may occasionally lack nuts and granola all together.
Heather: "Hey hand me some of that fail mix, I've got the munchies!"
Rick: "Sorry, I already picked out most of the Swedish Fish. Were we actually gonna go hiking?"
Twig: "No it's raining... This fail mix is starting to taste like trail mix, put more gummy bears in it..."
failing art is a way of saying you or someone else farted. You basically got an F in Art.
"Ohh man, Dawkins is Failing Art!"
"You mean he farted?"
When a crane on a truck tips over, destroying something. Fail Cranes have the ability to be auto-uploaded to failblog without anyone taking any pictures.
John: DUDE! Check out that fail crane on route 80! Im uploading this pic to failblog.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.