Fap on Toast

The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.

Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.

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Fap mode

1.) defined as the state of mind and body when a person doesnt care about anything and starts to masturbate.

2.) fap mode = masturbation mode

dude A: look at this video of paris hilton!!!
dude B: (....)
dude A: what are you doing?
dude B: (....background noise...)
dude A: damn! this bastard entered in fap mode!!!

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pre-fap

pre-fap is an unfinished masturbation session to get ready for intercourse

Oh, you want to have sex?
Let me just do a quick pre-fap, I don't want you to see it soft.

fap cheese

Coagulation of jizz

Person: Oh man I put on the wrong sock this morning and got covered in fap cheese!

Ill fap

Being unable to resist the urge to masturbate whilst suffering from a mild illness.

"I might just give up with that no-fap, Nah I mean I'm not going to quit no-fap because I'm ill... ill fap" - Robert

fap juice

J I Z Z

DUDE, hold my fap juice in your mouth, ok?

Sure thing, DUDE.

The Fap Theory

To go full lengths to meet your sexual needs.

When a person is so horny they could literally f*ck anything. This can release someones Inner Demon. When someone 'BUST A FAT ONE,'(masturbate) they typically don't think about what they masturbated to. But mentally unstable people will do malicious activities to meet their sexual needs. Such as rape, child molestation, viewing child pornography, or f*cking an animal (furries). This theory is seeking out the physiological potential in helping the unstable.

Most malicious activities are due to the fap theory.