Fast Food Politeness

Usually very arrogant, angry and tired people serving customers with a Company Rules Smile on their face. Nearlly all fast food joints such as mcdonalds or Wendys have a "Just Smile" policy. Fast Food Politeness is Politically incorrect and is only used to make Fast Food places get richer and make customers come back for more food.

Fast food drive thru :"Hi May I Place Your Order"
Customer : "No Fuck You, Replace My Burger"
Fast food drive thru :"Sure, We are Terribly Sorry, Please Come Back Again"
Customer : "You So Have Fast Food Politeness, I'm suprised you didn't get angry"
Fast food drive thru :"Its Policy"

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Gotta go fast

You think I'm too fast? So does my girlfriend! Wait a second...

Gogogogogogo GOTTA GO FAST

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Fast Loser

Someone who resorts to applying for a job at a fast food restaurant above other jobs and fields simply because the job application entails quicker and easier employment. Not to mention being more apparent in the young eye, hence the minimal pay.

John: Hey, I heard Matty got a job at McDonalds, was that the only place who called him?
Smith: Na, it was the only job he applied for.
John: Oh...what a fast loser!

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fast-dog

What you say when something is really fast.

Keith is fast-dog!

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Dick Fast

When you make a promise to God that you won't do anything impure with a man's genitalia. For one year.

Also known as 'dick fasting.'

Tym: "Justin, when is your dick fast up?"

Justin: "It's more like Ramadan for dick. I'm 7 months in and I've got 5 more to go."

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Fast get off

When I hear someone’s parents about to walk in the room while I’m having sex with their daughter :)

Her mom was about to come in so I had to pull the fast get off

Fast Food Handoff

Wait for a car to order a bunch of food at a drive-thru restaurant

Watch the car pull around to the window and wait for the cashier to hand the food bag out the window

While the bag is being exchanged you run inbetween the car and the window, snatch the bag, and run to a secret hiding spot where you can enjoy your ganked food

This can be done with no harm to a stranger as the car's order will be remade for them. It can also be done in league with a friend as you can select exactly what food you want and have that order doubled (but you have to act surprised or pisst in the car; and maybe have the passenger get out and chase the thief to make it seem believable)

Remember, many drive-thrus have cameras so its suggested to conceal your identity with a mask of some sort; the HAMBURGLAR costume will suffice

Driver: What the FUCK?! Freak just Stole my food!

Cashier: No, thats the Hamburglar, He does a fast food handoff here every now and then, we'll have to remake your order.

ganked pisst hamburglar fast food handoff

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