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January 17, Kiss a flutist any flutist
“Omg are you a flute player? Can I kiss you? It is National kiss a flute player day”
When a young woman or man give a blow job to a really old fat man
Trace quit playing the saggy skin flute
When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.
"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"
the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!
damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder
While someone is sucking a cock, someone else is licking their ass hole.
Will: "Yo I got these twins to give me a flute salad last night"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"
An electrified chicken flute is a sexual act where the recipient gets either oral sex or a hand job while eating deliciously prepared fried chicken.
Hey Man, Amanda just gave the best electrified chicken flute last night.