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After 9/11. US decided to change french fries into liberty fries because France was against war in middle east.
One thing US don't know, fries are from Belgium, not from France. But that's too much knowledge for US...
- I'm gonna get some French fries, want some?
- Do u mean Liberty fries?
When your friend gets so high they can evaluate your entire life like a wannabe psychiatrist
Friend 1: hey dude why do you smoke
Friend 2: I dunno bro
Friend 1: I thought it was because you felt bored by the way your life narrowed into a predictable cycle of thing after thing
Friend 2: shut the fuck up sigmund fried
A well rounded bad ass intelligent person
“ Today at the coffee shop I saw this confident fri!”
(Adj.) A term used to describe someone who has recently improved their appearance by toning up or dropping a few LB’s. The thinking behind this phrase is comparable to someone who could previously be thought of as deep fried chicken (heavy/greasy) but now appears to be more like air fried chicken (more healthy/light than before).
Example #1: Damn Amy, you’re looking air fried! Have you been hitting the gym?
Example #2: Ally how did you get so air fried? Are you doing those protein shakes as meal replacements or something different?
Example #3: Wow Julie! That 40-day no sugar cleanse has you lookin air fried!
All tired out because of a dick struck female. Worn out from too many ejaculations in a short period of time.
"I'm in need of some Viagra, I'm pussy fried!"
When you think you're just getting a sandwich but your order comes with a side of fries.
What'd you order?
The chicken club. I thought it was just a sandwich but it came with an order of surprise fries!