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(noun)
1. the ultimate example of friendship in the universe
2. has the otherworldly power to ruin relationships
3. if you are on someone's Snapchat best friend list you are a true and faithful companion
person 1: HEY ARE YOU ON SO-SO'S SNAPCHAT BEST FRIEND LIST
person 2: yeah ;)))))
person 1: WOW YOU MUST BE GREAT FRIENDS
Used when talking to your best friend. When this code is enforced it keeps the knowledge from going to a third party.
Best Friend Code can be enforced in any of this situations(since people can barely keep there mouths shut now days)
ie. dishing on boyfriends, talking about other disliked friends, talking about your best friends slut of a girlfriend....
The unwritten rule that states that before any man can date a woman, her best friend must approve of him. If the man fails the best friend test, the relationship will either
a) cease to exist
or
b) exist in a miserable state until said best friend finally convinces her friend to dump the man
The best friend test is voided if said best friend steals the man, hence ending not only her best-friendship with the woman in question but also creating a new best friend test with her new best friend.
Confusing? Yes. But perfectly logical.
I failed my last best friend test and hence am single.
When your some ones best friend for a large amount of time, then after they lose all their good/best friends they cling to you. Then around 6+ months later when he/she gets their friends back, they start pushing you away slowly and moving towards their old friends again, but still call you their best friend.
Situation is made worse when said person is your Ex and you have feelings for them.
Bob: wow man did you see how Carly totally made Alex a Backseat Best friend? she completely ditched him.
Jake: Yeah man, really f'ed up
Fisherman's Best Friend is a sexual act when a person has a couple of Fisherman's Friend lozenges and then performs cunnilingus. Simply cunnilingus with Fisherman's Friend. The person performing the act could be referred to as fisherman's best friend.
He had a Fisherman's friend and proceeded to eat her out. It was nice and minty and she considered him as her 'fisherman's best friend'.
a.) Anyone who would sit outside on a balconie with you, in the cold, in pajamas, in Gatlinburg, in February, who would be there for you, know exactly what to say, and to just listen while you tell random stories involving chocolate Frosty's and cry your eyes out.
b.) Anyone who would buy you a teddy bear every Valentine's day because they know how much you love teddy bears.
c.) Anyone who would shove themselves in the back corner of a bus just so that y'all could sit together, just to then have to spend 9 consecutive hours being annoyed by you.
d.) Anyone who can take your insults and find an even better one to throw back at you
e.) Ellia
Ellia is my true best friend and I wouldn't trade that for the world.
They love each other so much. They have an incredible bromance. They can't live without each other. They love always being around each other and everyone is jealous of their relationship. They are extremely hot, intelligent. Both tall and have good sense of style. They love hard and are easily heart-broken but each other counter their sadness and make each other feel so much better. They are always there for each other. Preferably statistics show that the best combination of best friends are with Mike & Marios.
They are such European Best Friends