Instagram Prime Time

from 5 to 8 PM

the time of day during which Instagram will be the most active; for example the Instagram feed will be quickly updated and Instagram pictures will receive more instantaneous likes.

person 1: I'm thinking of posting this picture on Instagram.
person 2: Don't post it now, it's not Instagram Prime Time yet.

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daddy af girls

(noun)
a branch of stereotypical girls who, mainly, refer to their boyfriends as daddy.

a few warning signs that a girl may be "daddy af" are:
A: have "aesthetic" instagrams
B: have big pouty lips (usually in bright pink lipstick)
C: really like to be called "baby girl"

person 1: do you know sara?
person 2: don't go out with her she's one of those daddy af girls!!
person 1: oh ew that shit is creepy

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fmita

f*ck me in the *sshole

basically what you say when something goes horribly wrong

person 1: we're running 5 laps today in PE.
person 2: fmita

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best friend list

(noun)
1. the ultimate example of friendship in the universe
2. has the otherworldly power to ruin relationships
3. if you are on someone's Snapchat best friend list you are a true and faithful companion

person 1: HEY ARE YOU ON SO-SO'S SNAPCHAT BEST FRIEND LIST
person 2: yeah ;)))))
person 1: WOW YOU MUST BE GREAT FRIENDS

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