f*ck me in the *sshole
basically what you say when something goes horribly wrong
person 1: we're running 5 laps today in PE.
person 2: fmita
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from 5 to 8 PM
the time of day during which Instagram will be the most active; for example the Instagram feed will be quickly updated and Instagram pictures will receive more instantaneous likes.
person 1: I'm thinking of posting this picture on Instagram.
person 2: Don't post it now, it's not Instagram Prime Time yet.
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(noun)
1. the ultimate example of friendship in the universe
2. has the otherworldly power to ruin relationships
3. if you are on someone's Snapchat best friend list you are a true and faithful companion
person 1: HEY ARE YOU ON SO-SO'S SNAPCHAT BEST FRIEND LIST
person 2: yeah ;)))))
person 1: WOW YOU MUST BE GREAT FRIENDS
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(noun)
a branch of stereotypical girls who, mainly, refer to their boyfriends as daddy.
a few warning signs that a girl may be "daddy af" are:
A: have "aesthetic" instagrams
B: have big pouty lips (usually in bright pink lipstick)
C: really like to be called "baby girl"
person 1: do you know sara?
person 2: don't go out with her she's one of those daddy af girls!!
person 1: oh ew that shit is creepy
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