from under cheese

not taking a shower leads to conjunctive build up of sweat,dirt,and lint.....creating a small film of funk under a males scrotum

i aint bathed in 2 days nd i got from under cheese like a mug

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Shit from Shinola

This word is used to describe not understanding or knowing what is going on.

Teacher: What is 4+9/2

Student: Ask someone else, i don't know shit from shinola.

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roommate from hell

One who refuses to shower for months at a time, leaves hair trimmings in a plastic bag under his pillow, steals your food, listens to loud music with paper thin walls, dances naked through the halls while you're tryin to get some, and when he leaves he takes only a back pack full of clothes and leaves the rest of his stuff for you to move out for him. Also addicted to WoW and techno and expensive online porn.

The only benefit of all this being the bonfire of his stuff when you finally have the balls to enter his EPA declared Disaster Zone of a bedroom.

What would you call that kid? Always smelt bad, never showered, stupid WoW kid...

Roommate from hell?

Exactly

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From First to Last

Post-hardcore rock band consisting of members:

Matt Good (Singer & Guitarist)
Matt Manning (Bass)
Derek Bloom (Drummer)
Travis Richter(Guitarist)

The previous lead singer of the band (Sonny Moore) departed 07' following the bands breakthrough album "Heroine" and since then Matthew Good has taken a step up from a role as back-up vocals to leading the band once more vocally as he did in their first album "AESTHETIC"

The band has 4 albums, as following:

-AESTHETIC
-Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has A Body Count
-Heroine
-From First to Last

PersonInTuneWithTheirCreativeMind: Freaking God, have you heard the new From First to Last album?!

AlarmedStranger: I'm sorry?

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Working From Home

Appearing to work from home whilst actually drinking beer in the shower

Not Dan - "I'm just working from home today boss"
Dan's Boss - "No worries mate"
Not Dan - *Stands butt naked in shower drinking beer from the bottle*

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Tony from Meijer

A ghost.

"Have you heard about Kyle's grandpa?"
"Yeah, he's a real Tony from Meijer."

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Alex from Target

Alex from Target is a hardcore pimp who recently gained fame as an Instagram sensation for reasons beyond the comprehension of any sane person.

Alex from Target bagged my bags when no one else would.

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