A bunch of lizard people who are trying to control us.
A: Who are you voting into office?
B: *Gasp* You believe in the government?
A bunch of lizard people who want for me to not kill people
A: Who are you voting into office?
B:*Gasp* You believe in the government?
Mister secret the king of secrets controls people when it wants all around the world does what people say lies about everything
Yo let’s raid Area 51
Yo chill the government is watching
An institution that claims to protect your rights while giving authority to those who have no right to have any authority who will inevitably trample on your rights
Person A: Bro the government is shooting dogs and burning children cause some guy named David is practicing his right to religion.
Person B: Well that's typical government for you
Elite ruling body of a state, territory or country who believes they are doing good by their people by oppressing them with often times pointless laws. This ruling body makes rules or laws that they expect regular citizens to follow with threat of monetary fines or jail time; however, Government officials almost always have loopholes for themselves that is often times exploited by this elite ruling body for monetary gain and to continue their rule of power.
Prior to nationwide announcements and lockdowns associated with the COVID-19 pandemic, US Government officials used their privileged knowledge to prevent monetary loss in their stock market portfolios.
The United States Federal Government continues to oppress their population with The War on Drugs by refusing to reschedule Marijuana. Although 24 of the 50 states have fully legalized marijuana, the federal government continues to oppress their population with clandestine laws.
the worst class a student will ever take. you thought AP lit was bad? hahaha. don’t underestimate the first chapter test. it’s about to be a dbq all over again for those who thought they were done with AP history classes. and the funniest thing is, this shit is required 😍
student 1: how did you do on the government test?
student 2: i bombed it... i got 22/43 right.
student 1: what the hell?!? i have the test next hour!
student 2: be prepared... the questions are just like the dbqs from last year.
The government is as capable of lying as anyone else, including the police. Of course they are going to feed people statistics and trends that sound good to support their agenda, it gives them more control. Convincing people they have control of them by telling them they have control of the virus or some other surface problem is usually enough for them to keep doing what they're doing.
Everyone is part of the problem, including the government. The government is not really more qualified to do anything than most of it's people, it's just a group of people with control of more money, resources/supplies, and weapons than most of it's people.