Hag cunt sniffer

Predominantly, a younger man with a fetish for sniffing pungent old ladys' vaginas, usually prostitutes or slags

That dirty bastard's a real hag cunt sniffer, he loves old sluts

Drowning The Old Hag

Drowning The Old Hag is a game hybrid of a sexual move and parkour. 17 people (either 11 males & 6 females, or 3 males and 14 females) enter a room completely naked. The room's floor, walls, and ceiling are all spring loaded and are constantly flying armchairs and sofas at high velocity all about the room. The 17 people form a cirle by performing oral sex on one another and their left foot must always be resting on a piece of furniture. The last person to climax is the winner, who then chooses 8 people to stay and help kidnapp the next 9 people to play.

"NEVER play Drowning The Old Hag, Satan is the DM."

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fame hag

middle aged man(usually italian) married with kids who he tries to make his dreams of fame come true through them.

you better get started on your album, john.

but i don't want to become famous dad.

well you must because i am a fame hag and otherwise i'll find someone else to replace you.

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Withered Cake Hag

A Small and haggardly crone who munches pretty much all the cakes they can find. They won't settle for less and scours all christendom for those fucking cakes. There's a universal dislike for such insufferable creatures. they pretty much ought to be shot for their hit and run attitude to birthday partys

Small boy: "hey look at what i found in this cave dad!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"

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scally-hag

A term used if you have a preference for Pirates...or one-legged men...ARGH

"I fucked a guy with one leg...I must be a scally-hag...ARGHHHH..."

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D-Bag Hag

A girl who, while not a douchebag herself, hangs out with, sleeps with, and/or dates d-bags at d-bag bars, insisting that they're the best/most fun. You know, like a fag hag, but with horrible douches instead.

Greg: Is Jan coming out to the SuperCoolAwesome Bar tonight?

Bobby: No, she's down at that FratCrapShack... again.

Greg: Damn, why's she gotta be such a d-bag hag?

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The hag of Hackett's Quarry

The hag of Hackett's Quarry.

The hag of Hackett's Quarry.