an UNPREDICTABLE shishter :} she lowkey has an attitude problem and her insolance knows no bounds and if you need anyone to give the stank face shes your gal! she spends long endless hours searching for dank memes to squirm and cackle over. she has clean cut eyebrows and when she laughs she looks like she has squirted lemon juice in her eyes but in a extremely good way. she is easily triggered by ginger-touching-muscle-men-stealing gorls and she loves a good feud and she always comes out of her battles with a teary-eyed smile. she is a beautiful specimen and is one a quest to find a daddy. i personally would rate 8 broccolis out of 10.
" barry we need to have a serious chat"
" DANTE YOU NEED TO CHILL YOU MAD AMY HALLER"
" aMy HaLLeR huh"
" im soory that i offeneed you barry"
" its okay i still love you"
* and they ran off into the sunset*
A person typically asian that is rather short and is quite fond of giraffes. The one said John would probably be short forever
Person A: look at that fucking midget
Person B:hey that's my chigga, he a John Hall
This is a man who loves beer and hunting. He will ruin his own truck but have a hell of a time doing it. He’s got a heavy right hand and an even heavier shlong. There’s a good chance that at least 65% of the women he has met have masturbated to the thought of him. Going into a drinking competition with this man will surely mean your own demise. He’s funny enough to take your girl, he’s not afraid to say anything to anyone.
You don’t fuck around with John hall
The Queens local black market before the internet and before she passed #RIP
Steals money from small children
Based in Halifax, West Yorkshire
"Yo Alex bro, you going to THE PIECE HALL g"
"yeah bro, going to get a 3.5 for 25 quid mush"
Britni Hall is a one-of-a-kind woman. She is very ambitious and destined for fame. Her beauty, and talent cannot go unnoticed.
Britni is the best partner & friend you can ask for. She would go out of her way to help anyone, without expectation.
Britni loves adventure and was born to explore the world. She will show you the best time of your life.
Life is not the same without Britni Hall.
ryden hall is a glasgow street warrior who shags paisley burds
“person 1: ryden hall is hot”
“person 2: defo i agree”
Heritage hall, where do I start. These prissy private school fucks can’t seem to find a decent gpa if you stuck it in their ass. Want to go to casady but don’t have the grades? Go to heritage! You’re probably stupid enough, you dumb pieces of shit. Ever been to a party in okc? Then it probably got ruined by a heritage hall fucker. Ever been to an all male orgy? Then you definitely go to heritage! Make sure you pack some lube cause that tuition is gonna fuck you in the butt. But that’s ok! Your uncle probably does that anyway, just be quiet and you’ll inherit the family business which you’ll run into the ground, forever searching for your father’s approval. If you don’t live in Nichols hills and Gaillardia … you’re a pussy! Thank you for reading the definition for this pitiful homo filled shithole of a “school”. Have fun sexually assaulting the rest of the world with your money and your bmw you sad pathetic fucks. Hope your ACT score is higher than your IQ you dumb fucks. Sincerely, the rest of the world. Pussies
The heritage hall student gently inserted his “penis” into the ass of his fellow heritage hall boy screaming “oh that’s good daddy”