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A lame poser who tries extremely hard to be tumblr, yet hates on others whom are tumblr because they so desperately wish to be them.
Omg Hunter is such a fucking tumblr hooker smh.
Anything that is amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll.
Inspired by Gaga and Born This Way's Hooker on Church Corner.
OMG! that's so hooker!
When the guy you are dating says he loves you but doesn't do shit for you. He treat you like a hooker
My boyfriend says he loves me but doesn't cut my grass, pay my bills or give me any money. He treat me worse then a hooker because at least a hooker gets paid for blow jobs
The act of driving close to one or more prostitutes while the passenger throws eggs at the whore. May also be done with a sling or other similar device.
My douchebag friend drove and I got to do some serious hooker eggin. I hit that bitch right in the face!
1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.
2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.
1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.
2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.
When one only washes thier: asshole, crotch, armpits, and teeth.
Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.
Similar to a mcdonalds run where you pick up food for your whole group of friends, instead you pick up a hooker who you and your friends simultaneously share.
YO DAWG I JUST WENT ON A HOOKER RUN!