lite hook

a money driven women who if she knows you got money will use sex to get it. works it with a sad story (dog died,barn burned down)

i'm not a prostitute! i only hook when i'm lite on cash. so you can call me a lite hook.

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hooking for pole

When a woman goes out and gets men to buy her food and drinks before deciding which one is best suited for her one-night stand.

Sally's got 5 drinks from 3 guys in the past hour. She's really hooking for pole tonight

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Hook Nose

A person with a big nose, has lots of money made from who knows where, also known as a jew, always picks up pennies. and have sex through sheets.

The Hook Nose jew picked up that penny on the ground.

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poo hook

A poo hook is performed by taking your finger and massaging it around the anal sphincter enough so that the smell of it is noticeably present on it. From there, you sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim, quickly slide the tip of your finger in the corner of their mouth, and pull on it like a fish hook.

Mike was acting like a total douche, so I had John distract him, got ready, and totally caught him off-guard with the poo hook. He said the smell was unbearable, and I was proud.

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Hooking up

Depends where you are from, its different for different states, even different cities. In Vermont it means having sex, in Mass. it means anything but sex and in Maine it either means hanging out or a one night stand deal depending on what area your from.

are you guys hooking up tonight?

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hook eared

Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!

Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*

The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together

"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"