Random
Source Code
Random
Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.
We walked in on him horse cropping. It was brutal.
A Particular Person who is sexually attracted to horses.
Chigga 1: Herro i just fucked my pet horse
Chigga 2: Da Faq U Horse Humper
Chigga 1: Not my fault -A-
The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.
Michael Joseph Lee Gibson Loves Horse penis.
Laughing so hard and with such volume that you look like a horse that's choking on a whole chicken.
Look at that girl over there horse laughing. Her braids are about to come out!
This is an internet slang that describes girls with high waist or pelvic section.
Girls that have their “asses” (buttocks) higher than normal are usually termed “ARGENTINA HORSE”
Wow! That Girl is an Argentina Horse
Her legs are so long ... a specie of Argentina Horse
The act of eating a ginger guys penis. Yes, legitimately eating it. Tip to shaft. Bite by bite. All the way to the pelvis. Good eats!
*it must be a ginger, because horses eat carrots and apples. So the Orange/Red pubic hair makes for the perfect coloration in this tasty meal!
Black girl: Damn, I'm hungry nigga
Super pale ginger obviously without a soul: Damn, I'm horny af
Black Girl: I want a horses dinner
Ginger dude: Bet
Black girl: Bet.
Any inanimate object thats been neglected or abused in a sexual manner.
Keith: God, what are you doing on the massage chair?
Tom: Oh... its ok... Its Just my Logan's Horse