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when you're through fucking someone whose at the mercy end of your sex escapades and she asks you, "Are you done?" You say not yet and then you dip the tip of your penis into a batch of dark paint and then slap her in the upper lip and then laugh histerically folllowed by drinking a 12pk of beer in the closet and hours of crying.
Last night I was so bored with the usual shit I just decided to Hitler face this broad.
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Game played on Wikipedia that involves starting on a random page and trying to get to the page on Adolf Hitler by clicking on links in the wiki page.
I was playing the Hitler challenge yesterday, who knew you could get from cheese to Hitler in four clicks
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a person who can't grow a mustache very well and it doesn't connect in the center unlike hitler's mustache
i didn't shave for 3 weeks and i grew a reverse hitler
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When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.
Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died
David: Sucks man..
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One of the many styles available to choose from in the art of pubic hair design.
The Hitler mustache involves shaving the pubic hair from either side, and the area directly above the genitalia, leaving a thin strip which quite looks like Der Fuehrer's preferred brand of whiskers.
To spice up her marriage, Jean shaved her pussy hair into a Hitler mustache.
Rabbi Kawolski was quite offended when the centerfold had a Hitler mustache.
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Under Adolf Hitler, Germany's Boy Scouts.
When Germany declared war on America after Pearl Harbor, Hitler made a best saying that his hitler Youth would defeat the Americans who have been brought up in the Boy Scouts -History Channel
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