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The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.
Bert: That was amazing!!!
Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*
Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!
Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!
Someone who jerks off in their own socks, dropping the damp foot coverings around the house for others to find.
Ethan had been told to leave his dick produce in a piece of tissue, but has instead turned into a real sock dropper.
A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.
I finaly bought a cage for my wandering sock. Last time we were out it snuck into the toaster!
When you fill a condom with gravy, place it on your penis and have sexual intercourse. The phrase “You ‘right love?!” must also be spoken during said intercourse and gravy can also be drunk from a large pitcher.
Person 1: I had a great time last night with that bird.
Person 2: Oh yeah, what’d you do?
Person 1: Yeah mate, we did the Northerner’s Sock.
No socks, no sexuality, its simple.
*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*
Just another word for a Cum Sock
“Dude I used my Nea Sock last night”
“What the fuck bro why would you tell me that?!”
Using your socks as cum rags and then forgetting to separate them from your clean ones
I jacked off last night but as I got ready for work this morning I forgot about it and I lost sock roulette