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Jail dummies are impressionable, naive, usually young people who are just entering the world of low end crime. The jail dummies have no clue what the profit from their crime is actually worth, because they're new and oblivious to the profit margins and believe the criminal hiring them is simply giving them a fair share.
In truth, the crime itself is usually simply but fairly high risk, which is why a smarter criminal will outsource the job to jail dummies, so the dummies go to jail while the career criminal gets to deny the whole thing.
Don't worry, if we get caught, I can deny the whole thing and blame it on my jail dummies.
When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.
Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.
Layout jail happens on Twitter when someone tags you in a post and if you don’t respond in the desired time you have to change your layout. The layouts are usually cursed images and things you would never want your layout to be
P1 - “ god dammit I was put in layout jail for a day!!”
P2 - “oh no I feel so bad for you”
When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.
J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.
on august 25 at exactly 1:56 pm the police officers of all prisons must let their prisoners out or their moms will disapear.
virgin police officer #1: did you hear its national jail break day
virgin police officer #2: yeah i did, time to let the prisoners out
chad prisoner: im going to find your mom
on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.
virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom
A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.
Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.