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A jock-a-versity is an institution where the jockular values of athletics trump the life of the mind, where tailgating and the big Saturday game get more attention than academic pursuits.
Most universities today meet the definition of a jock-a-versity, especially the BCS institutions. They play athletics on a professional level, pandering to an undergraduate student body that values highly attending sports events and partying.
The art of being so enslaved by the penis that she will do anything that the owner of the penis tells her too. Considered to be the opposite of pussy whipped.
Yo, can you believe that his girl will do anything he tells to?
Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!
Someone of non Scottish origin who has lived in Scotland long enough to pick up the language,slang and mannerisms of a Scot and to the non Scots ear may sound Scottish but is infact not.May even on occassion claim to be Scottish.Usually given away by a twang of their original accent,a healthy complexion or lack of ginger hair.
"Plastic" as in fake.
"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.
He may sound a bit Scottish but hes English,hes a Plastic Jock.
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Also known as Jock's Delight, this beverage consists of any flavor of Gatorade mixed with rum. Results in speedy intoxication. Loved by jocks, because they are used to drinking Gatorade 24/7.
Tim: Hey Seth you want to party tonight?
Seth: for sure!
Tim: Down for some Jock Juice?
Seth: Aren't I always?
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An asshole or complete loser. A person who sucks.
-Man, Larry really pisses me off. I can't stand him.
-I agree, Tom. Larry is a dildo jock.
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Often refering to a freakishly large, monster sized, big black continental African, Elephant caliber member.
Most commonly used to describe the act of being ass raped by a Sudanese Elephant dong. The orignators of this term, while working in the Bering Sea, commonly used this term to emphasize how shitty something is.
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A beer drinking game, using Keystone Lights' "Can-Hole" case. While creating effing ridiculous rules as you go.
We have been taking 40ft waves all day. "I know, we are getting boom jocked."
This weed sucks, that dealer straight boom jocked us.
Were almost out of beer, fucking "BOOM JOCKED".
I'm getting Boom Jocked by my slutty, whore of an ex-wife in divorce court.
My chemistry teachers final examination was a thorough boom jocking.
Dont steal that car, or else your gonna get fucking boom jocked in prison.
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(1)Anyone who constantly works out on thier WiiFit system.
(2) Anyone who excels on any Wii sport games.
Since J.T. bought a WiiFit he now becoming such a Wii jock & he's a excellent Wii Jock on Wii baseball too!
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