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When a person is talking too long while holding a blunt or a joint and doesn’t pass it until it goes out.
Hey yo David, stop flying the blunt/joint man
a task force compiled of magical weed-smoking umpa lumpa midgets that will come to your house and roll joints for you - some of the fattest, juiciest joints you will ever see. They come without you having to say a word, just the thought of weed and wrapping paper makes them show (it's like they can smell wrapping paper and weed).
"dude did the joint task force already come?"
"yup"
"Damn man!! I was hoping I'd see them in action"
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When someone gets their "nose out of joint" or their "nose is all out of joint" it means they are upset, pissed off or holding a grudge. It means the same as being "besides oneself".
1. When Jim told that sexist joke, Annie got her nose out of joint.
2. Jim told his mom to kiss his butt and now her nose is out of joint.
3. Tony got his nose all out of joint after someone said he smelled like B.O.
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Something totally useless, like a STRIP JOINT ERECTION that isn't allowed to shoot it's load.
BOB: That Ferrari is so cool.
JOHN: It's $350,000. Strip Joint Erection. I'm going to buy an STi, I can actually afford that!
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1. A song performed by industrial band KMFDM.
2. Means a A wicked or Promiscious woman who hangs out at bar, tavern, or roadhouse featuring music played on a jukebox or live bands(accocated with the blues.
Juke joint Jezebel's comming for my cremation.
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*canadian term*
the way nova scotians', in perticularly the people from Dartmouth(which is a suburb of the provinces' capital, Halifax), roll their joints. all throughout Canada there are different procedures for this matter. for example, people from British Columbia...they do the exact opposite of what nova scotians'do.
first of all, tobacco is ALWAYS (i can't stress that enough) mixed in with the marijuana....in cases when you don't have "tobac", the weed usually does not get smoked until you find someone that will break you a nib of their cigarette.
also, filters...which are made from just about anything thats thin cardboard(about the thickness of a bussiness card). they are carefully rolled in a spiral and placed into the end of your joint.
the final step is to "baptize" the joint. this is where you push the joint backwards into your mouth and wet the paper from the saliva on your lips. this is done to create a slower burn of the marijuana.
some people also like to rip off the other twisted end of your joint to create a better igniting surface so the joint doesn't get bad runs....and YOU IS DONE! spark that shit!
the nova scotia joint
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To light up a marijuana cigarette(joint) off to the side of a trail on a ski hill.
Skier stoner: (noticing his snowboarding friend stash a zip-loc bag full of marijuana in his winter jacket) Damn Son! We about to hit the slopes for the first time this year, we might as well spark that shit now to mark this special occasion.
Snowboarder stoner: HEEELL no bro! We enjoying this joint on the rocks!!
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