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When a man cums in your mouth at the wrong angle, and it shoots out of your nose.
Just a bunch of druggy pigs living in a shit hole town. None of them have the balls to do anything themselves so you’ll always see them with another officer. A simple person getting pulled over will have 2-3 police cars. Overall a bunch of pigs that couldn’t do anything better with their life
Augusta Kansas PD is totally garbage and only for officers that couldn’t do anything good with their life
It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum
"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."
Concordia High School the place where dreams die honestly it is the worst school you can never attend to mostly known for its bullying racism it's stupid people Concordia people think that they're cool just because they bully people on their looks when they look ugly as hell or if it's on your race hey it's not my fault that there's 400 white people and there's only three black kids that are School Concordia is known for its drugs math going around the town bongs cigarettes any of these could be found in Concordia so that's it for you like we say Concordia where dreams die
Concordia Kansas sucks
When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.
Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.
When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.
Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.
It is a sexual position that is so difficult too explain, just imagine how difficult it is to do. Its so difficult that it. Has reach mythological status and most people doubt its existance entirely.
I told my boy i was doin the kansas city bopper to this chick and he just cut me off mid story like " Just stop it, nobody even knows if the kansas city bopper exists, its like the phantom of the opera a myth"