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Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!
Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"
Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"
Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"
This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female whom must be on her period (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the vagina).
The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.
This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Tomato Soup Kitchen.
An expression that denotes a political imbalance within the microbiome of a host organism.
"The H. pylori have drafted a referendum in regards to acidifcation of the fundus, and its seems to have broken the kitchen sink. The Escherichia coli are marching on the Rugae this afternoon in protest."
Every kitchen’s best friend. Whether you're a novice or a MasterChef, Butterfly Kitchen Appliances are there for your rescue. Looks stylish, makes cooking effortless and brings recipes to life.
"Delicious meals all the time? It's definitely the magic of Butterfly Kitchen Appliances"
An unavoidable mass of flesh that keeps your fresh produce chilled, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten cheese...
Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh fridge in the kitchen...
drinking a whole bottle of wine and enjoying fine online porn while the family is out of town
Thank God my husband took the kids and went to his family reunion this weekend. I finally got to scrub my kitchen.
The state of mind in which one is so inebriated that the kitchen seems a suitable substitute for the shitter.
1) Yeah man, I don't know what happened to that Cuisinart and 196 piece dinette set complete with napkin rings and douche lube- I was kitchen shittin drunk last night.
2)Nobody invites aunt carol over anymore, that bitch is always kitchen shittin drunk.
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