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When you shoot a basket and yell kobe then fix yourself cuz he dead
When a crumbus grumbuses the crangus up.
Oh boy, I sure did a lot of Kobe Pasta yesterday...
Kind, loving, and you want to be around him when ever you see him
Who is that, oh that is kobe king
someone very kind
Over compensation for a bad decision
"I bought my wife a mercedes after sleeping with her best friend. I kobe bryanted" kobe bryanting.
To ejaculate on the face of your sex partner.
I didn't expect Bob to go Full Kobe on the second date.
When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.
Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.
Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”