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When your dropping game of people of the female gender.
Usually said by friends in a way to make sure the woman your talking too will never speak to you again
Friend: *flirting with girl*
Twat: *walks past* "I see you dropping that lazy game"
Friend: *realisation that this girl is now going to never speak to him again*
When you have so much energy but are too lazy to do something about it.
Person 1: Dude, I have so much lazy energy right now...
Person 2: Well why don't you do some push ups or something?
Person 3: Because I'm too lazy....
When a drug dealer agrees to meet within a certain time period, and then refuses to return your phone calls for hours.
Dat motha fucka was supposed to be here two hours ago, now that lazy kade ain't answering my motha fuckin phone calls.
The laziest of all bois, of all people. Typically have curly hair, fantasises about goku and spend countless hours trying to get a warzone dub.
They smash alcohol parcels for fun at warehouses and hate fat polish people.
Wojciech: “Kom on Lazy boi. You’re doin nothin. There’s 2 more wagon comin moite. Just poot it ona pallet. LA9!!!”
When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.
Andrew; You’re lazy.
George; No, I’m productively lazy.
The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.
"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"
"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
The Lazy Leak is only seen in the morning or night in a guys bathroom. when your to tired to stand at a urinal or a toilet bowl, you can take a Lazy Leak by leaning on the wall and catchin a nap while you piss. simple as that.
guy 1- dude where the hell have you been
guy 2- sorry bro i was takin a wild lazy leak and fell asleep on your wal
guy 1- oh word, how was it
guy 2- nastiest wet dream i ever had