If your from this place you either touch many children are a 6 foot 7 pedo or an 8 sandwich eating waffle copter schmuck named Deeper Impacts for example. Mainly all of the above!
Me: where you from Saville?
The nonce: I’m from kendal mate it’s rite wharm here in Kendal but I’d love to get messy in bownessy.
Me: you ok pal?
The nonce: aye m8 I will be if you send me a bath pic and come to live in big LA9 sonny Jim.