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The ideas in which things only make sense to that ones person because they r absolute bullshit
Ezme: I can run through the current of a waterfall
:everyone else: ezme logic.
Throwing all reasoning out the window and being the stupidest fucking moron you can humanly be.
It operates under three basic principles:
1. Complete lack of accountability (even actively refusing to take any)
2. Complete lack of empathy (i.e. sociopathic behavior)
3. Unwarranted self importance (i.e. severe narcissism)
Formal logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: if you park on No Parkin areas, you get a parking ticket.
Customer logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: OMG IT WAS JUST A FUCKING MINUTE I WILL GO TO THE NEAREST STARBUCKS TO DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THEIR MANAGER AND ASK FOR FREE LATTES FOR LIFE BECAUSE THEY SHOULD'VE TOTALLY WARNED ME ABOUT IT AND WILL SUE EVERYONE BECAUSE MY PARKING TICKET IS EVERYBODY ELSE'S FAULT.
When something makes absolutely 0 sense. And there’s no telling them otherwise. And when you actually think about what was said. It makes even less sense.
*goes on vacation
“You don’t love me”
“Wow. Zoe logic.”
Pokémon logic is everything that make sense in the Pokémon Universe.
Person 1: How can Gastly use Ice Punch?
Person 2: That's Pokémon logic, dude.
AKA Cartoon Physics.
A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.
That's not the entire rule, either; see below.
The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
> Yes No
*They can't do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
> Yes No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
Yes > No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
Yes > No
*They can't do it.
Logic based on fallacies that cannot be backed up by actual evidence. Like building a fire underwater, their logic is flawed and childish
“Hey did you know that I’ve gotten straight A’s throughout high school, so know I’m definitely going to get a scholarship”
Shut up you weirdo book worm. You have cartoon logic. No college wants a nerd who plays no sports.
Noun
Fringe Logic literally means Logic on the fringe of Illogical.
A form of thinking or thought patterns that are based on irrational and or tangent based logic. It is a pattern of thinking based on outlandishness and at times denial of real logic or sound reasoning.
A good example of this is what goes on in the heads of Conspiracy Theorists. Example: people who believe in a flat earth denying scientific observation over what we have known for hundreds of years because of a perception everything we know is wrong.
Another example of fringe logic is when someone drinks poison thinking it will kill whatever is making them sick too leading them to a cure.
Fringe Logic is associated with bad ideas and worse implementation. It also applies to counter culture.
Example 1:
I know you told me you are going to a job interview dressed in drag. I have no clue what fringe logic led you to that idea but I am going to say I hope you like rejection.
Example 2:
Did you hear that guy preaching how our current president is the Anti-Christ? He tried to sound so intellectual but his fringe logic was all over the place. No wonder nobody gets along with that guy.