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When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”
MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020
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disease associated with people who always have that mouthwash smell in their breath.
Her breath always smells like mouthwash, I think she has the Colgate lung syndrome
street lung is a cough most commonly associated with homeless people who smoke, sleep outside in blankets with lots of condensation or bacteria. street lung can be contagious because often times common influenza and street lung run hand in hand. if you think you have street lung, don't worry it doesn't last too long.
Hey kevin, I think I have street lung.
A person who cannot inhale too much smoke or their lungs will burn
"She was coughing up a storm while smoking hookah"
"Probably has sinner lungs"
A condition you may experience if I go down the wrong pipe, but still orgasm.
I knew she was a cum dumpster that required cum lung.
When you hit that tube and the weed is just so damn good you start coughing and it feels orgasmic.
Damn dude i just cleared that 2 gram bowl and had a Lung-gasm.