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Amityville Memorial High School is a ghetto black school full of money hungry thotties and caucasians tryna act like pimp daddies . You catch some blackies in the bathrooms high on drugs and half the school cutting their classes . If you tryna get a high level education this ain’t it right here . If you tryna find a plug this is it right here . There ain’t no baddies tho they got a stink ol personality with flat butts and saggy tits
Man I ain’t tryna go to Amityville Memorial High School this shi school ghetto asf
The ability to retain the memory of every queer face you see
I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory -Lee, desperate housewives season 7
song left and right by Charlie Puth
Person 1 : I know you came to write zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop.
Person 2 : No i came to see Memories follow me left and right
The regaining of muscle which you build up a lot quicker then those who never worked out before
Austin you’re a bitch because you never developed Muscle Memory
When a person's recollection of events conforms to what they wish had happened rather than what really happened.
Guy1: Man I remember back when I had my bachelor pad it was a non-stop party! Everybody was always over there getting drunk and high and I had a different woman every night of the week!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!
When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.
"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar
When your memory is so fucked up because you smoke carts 24/7.
guy 1 : “I can’t find where I put my phone, I had it just a second ago.”
guy 2 : “Maybe you’d know where you put it if you didn’t have cart memory.”