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Worlds best shoe cleaner at oak park mall in lenexa, Kansas
"Omg did you see that guys shoes? You know he bought shoe magic."
Achy, swollen testicles. Full and ready to but a copious nut custard.
That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.
I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
1. Absolutely ace at something,very good at something and getting it right nearly every time. Named after the best goal kicker in the world, he El Magiced it nearly EVERY time!
Im El Magic at playing guitar.
Meaning im very good at guitar and rarely make mistakes.
A spell women cast to get their shit done by leveraging their sex appeal.
She got all As?
Whore magic!
When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.
Female: Did shit on me?
Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.
Artisan PHP crafted over the weekend in Wabash County Indiana
When the OSS community does or doesn't have a solution to the problem Kent Magic to the rescue!