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when you call someone and have a conversation with what you think is them, but is actually their voicemail.
"I thought I was talking to Clint, but it was just a voice mail fail."
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noun - Describes any annoying e-mail that includes a "confirmation link" which most online companies or organizations will send to you if you wish to subscribe for their membership services. It will usually cause a new internet browser window to open after clicking the link included in the e-mail. In extreme (but humorous) cases, this could cause slow system response if the computer has too many applications running, or if the person has searched for excessive amounts of porn with their computer.
Person: Yay I subscribed for ultimate porn
Oh I have a confirmation e-mail. How annoying.
*clicks link*
OH NOES! IT OPENED A NEW WINDOW! D:
*Computer crashes* (Due to excess porn or outdated hardware)
T_T I hate it when a new window opens unexpectedly
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A 40-50something western-educated doctor/engineer/venture capitalist who marries...or arranges to marry an American white girl.He is usually Indian,Persian,or Arab and smitten with things Western.She's usually 30something,educated,sorta hot in that"polished babe" kinda way.
BANKER 1:"See Mahmoods' new bride? Rather attractive blonde.
Wonder what his family thinks."
BANKER 2:"REVERSE MAIL-ORDER.Wonder if she's been to dinner
yet."(mild chuckle)
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Postal service used in 1800s-1930s era that usually took a few months to transport mail
Thanks! No more snail mail!
Cheetah mail? Or snail mail?
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Based off of the Tom Hanks film, when two people in relationships like each other, they have mail.
Guy One " Dude shes hotter than my girlfriend."
Guy Two " Dude You've got mail"
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An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them a voice mail, usually to confirm that the voice mail has been received.
Donald: I just left you a message. Did you get it?
Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked.
Donald: Can you check?
Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Donald: Thoughts?
Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag.
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slang term for masturbating. People say they are checking their email when they are really looking at internet porn.
be right back, im gonna be checking e-mail.
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