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Hi person voting I just wanted to see if you d let me pass this one just for the fun of it please I will give you a virtual hug my friend I love you so much. I mean English isn't even my first language (I'm from Portugal) so I'm doing a big effort just by writing this
Me :by the way you should visit Portugal trust me we are very cool people
You :ok thanks for the advice Maria francisca
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N. (mah-ree-uh boo-tear-sky-uh)
Russian figure skater (ice skater). Also known as "Masha". 1999 World Champion, two time Olympian, three time European Champion. Oldest Ladies' World and European Firgure Skating champion (ages 26-World Champ and 29-Euro Champ). Beat Michelle Kwan. Hottie! Looks like actress Eva Marie Saint (from back in the day).
I don't like Olympic-eligible figure skating now that Maria Butyrskaya doesn't skate anymore.
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A half canadian, half japanese porn star. Does Japanese porn exlusively, which means her genitals are usually censored. Come on Japan. Get your shit together.
Also she never fucks white guys. She is pretty hot so it seems like there would be a US market for her... but whatever.
Man, I would really like bend Maria Ozawa over a rail and fuck her from behind. I would totally creampie that shit.
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to party hard regardless of more pressing appointments and affairs occurring the day after.
"Dude, I was so wasted the other nite and i had to work in the morning. I totally pulled a drunken maria."
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The phase of a guy (or girl)'s life when he/she fancies a girl called Maria. If that particular Maria returns any love then the maria phase is broken.
OMG! He is SO going through the maria phase right now!
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Maria is the most beautiful cosmic creature that is kind enough to grace us with her mere presence here on planet Earth. She has been gracefully brought down from above by angels who made her perfect. She is the cutest thing to meet the eye. She can be a total bitch sometimes but is sweet and caring at the same time. Her heart is easily broken, so be careful with her fragile feelings. She has few friends and she adores and appreciates them more than anything on the planet. (lucky bastards) She likes to skate, draw, and listen to music, preferably naked. She's very smart, yet dislikes school. She loves animals and nature. She is just perfect.
boy #1: Maria Munoz is amazing, I wish I could find someone as perfect as her.
boy #2: Yeah, I know. Any guy that can have her is the luckiest person on earth.
boy #1: She is the most interesting and nicest person ever.
*drools*
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maria de jesus means a strong women not afraid of people
maria jesus she is strong and confident she inspires me
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