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dead marine

A term generally used by old school air force personnel in reference to a spent toilet paper roll.

Who left the dead marine on the holder?

by Firem4nJoe November 19, 2010

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Marine Corps

1. A communist organization, ran by complete idiots. This service has the most ammount of stupid rules that make no sense, and claim that is what makes them tougher than the other services. The only people that love this organization are usually people who lack a spinal cord and are easily brain-washed...these people do not possess to ability to critically think.

2. An organization that's sole goal is to make it's members as miserable as possible through stupid rules that make no sense what-so-ever.

3. A Communist Organization that punishes everybody based upon the actions of a few.

1. "Look at that guy, he's not wearing 'flip-flops,' man he's so touch not wearing flip-flops. He must be in the Marine Corps."

"I am Sergeant Major D-Bag, and we are tougher than the other services because we don't wear flip-flops, we don't walk and talk in uniform on cell phones, and we can not drink water while walking in uniform...oh yeah, we're really tough now!"

by NotAMarineAtHeart October 25, 2009

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Marine Corps

GET SOME!!!!!

I joined the Marine Corps to FUCKIN GET SOME!!!!

by CplGetSome June 4, 2009

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Marine Corps

The Branch of the US Armed Forces that almost requires less intellectual ability than working at a place like McDonald's, yet is very physically demanding, and requires honor, courage, and commitment.

I didn't score very well on the ASVAB, so I can't get into the Navy or Air Force, but I'm in great physical shape, and I want to be where the action is, so I'll join the Marine Corps.

by Lance Ekaj February 3, 2012

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Marine Corps

Whoever wrote definition 20 is ignorant and immature. I do know that every branch (yes, even Army.. in fact mostly Army) will talk shit on every other branch.. but here we go.. about the jumping out of planes shit, I'd do it if I had the option. Yes, all Marines know how to fight, we all know how to shoot, we are trained to fire a rifle in bootcamp dipshit. Hence the saying "Every Marine is a rifleman first.", we DO in fact end up staying awake for days at a time with maybe an hour of sleep and two MRE's.. that's the Crucible, also in bootcamp. Our Drill Instructors don't cuss, what the fuck is wrong with your head?? We were FOUNDED in a BAR... we talk like Sailors... and they're known for their choice of words, sure we have female recruits trained at Parris Island, that's because we don't have bootcamps all over the country like the Army.

Oh, we do patrol with heavy rucks, usually more than 60lbs... again.. in BOOTCAMP.. Sorry, it's true that Marine infantry is better than regular Army infantry, it's our training. It's the truth. I'm not being biased at all. The Corps doesn't need your opinion.

Individuals will talk shit on other branches, it will always happen, it isn't just the Marine Corps.

Don't talk shit on an ENTIRE branch. Individuals make the decisions to be ignorant.

by sicdisaster January 12, 2011

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Interstellar Marines

Is an upcoming AAA indie oped door development sci-fi first person shooter trilogy currently in development by Zero Point Software for PC, and an eventual release on PS3 and 360. Their various mottos are "AAA indie" "For the love of the game" and "You will believe".
Being AAA indie they are not funded by multi-national million dollar corporations, and are funded by pre-orders. This game so far has 3 demos available to free members as pre-ordering allows alpha access. These demos are "The Vault" a showroom full of characters and info etc. "Bullseye" a shooting gallery type minigame. "Running Man" where you fight off against hordes of aggressive combat drones. And "Deadlock" their currently alpha stage multiplayer.
From available demos and a comparison against COD MW2(or possibly MW1) it is extremely realistic. As sounds are much better aswell as swaying when running (and list goes on...). In my opinion this looks like a halo and cod killer. And music is far better than anything.

IM Fan: "Have you heard about Interstellar Marines? It looks like the best game ever!"
COD Fan: "No MW3 teh b3st g4m3 eva!"
IM Fan: "You realise that you say that about ever COD game? (whispers "then watch gay porn"). Hacktivision doesn't care about you! They put out a "new" game every year because they're to lazy to keep stopping hackers, and knows what happens if they don't. ZPS cares, their motto is "for the love of the game". Not "slap on a new ui on this.""
COD Fan: (to disgruntled to use l337, but after years of exposure to inferior style games has no sense of grammer or speaking true-english) "No thay doent!!!..."

by KrimzinZV December 28, 2011

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marine biology

(Too many of the strippers I' ve met have claimed to be stripping to pay for their Marine Biology tuition. So much that i now believe its a subversive Hint for oral sex. But know one has clued me in if this is true or just coincidence)

Marine Biology: A coded phrase that entails you paying for her/him/heshe to go down on you with a monetary transaction prior. This coded message was created to avoid any legal fault in court. Of course often young men mistake this coded message for literal meaning, in which the man now believes he's found a intelligent stripper thats wants to have an open relationship with her.

Misty "I'm not really a stripper, i actually study Marine Biology"

by James Herr May 6, 2008

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