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This is when a guy dips his johnson in a sauce, preferably chocolate or cake batter like a Yan Yan candy, and proceeds to get slop top from their lover. Tasty and erotic method.
"Have you ever tried the Yan Yan Method?"
"No my girlfriend never seems to be able to find the Nutella jar"
a way of style and living in the presence of glitter
Her style embodies the glitter method.
When your partner is significantly more attracted to you when you wear a sweater; subduction via sweater
Girlfriend: “How dare you use the sweater method on me!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Girlfriend: “Because it’s working!”
When you're jerking off and get a lil freaky and decide to rip your dick off to use it as a dildo.
"I used the flesh method last night, it was soooo fucking hot"
"hoo hoo hoo!"
When you're jerking off and get a lil freaky and decide to rip off your dick and use it as a dildo.
"I used the flesh method last night, it was amazing"
"Wtf man"
The Tonkovski method is an unexplainable phenomena that occurs when someone says or does something that is the optimal blend of funny, sexy and cute.
"I'm pretty sure we'd make the best team—like coffee and mornings. Want to 'espresso' ourselves together all night long?" OMG, the Tonkovski method strikes again!
A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.
“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”
“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
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