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L game, go-karting merchant, into his 4th cousin and still got no rizz
HJ Mitch simped and bought nuggets for women and they ate them and ran away L rizz
Mitch is a very extroverted girl. She is also boy-crazy. She is honest about her feelings and loves you no matter what. If you get her as a girlfriend, You’d be very lucky. She will get a little offended easily but won’t stay mad at you forever. She is very pretty and has all the boys chasing her. She is not very straight up but will be honest if you’re close with her. She likes taking chances.
“Bro me and Mitch are dating!”
“ No way man!”
“ Yea way! She is soooo hot and pretty.”
“ Man, You got real lucky!”
girl Mitches are much better than boy Mitches.
The act of getting surprised by the actions of guys named Mitch. Being caught off guard when guys named Mitch get special treatment.
“Did you hear that Mitch got the day off? I asked and was denied.”
“You’ve just been Mitch Slapped.”
1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.
2. A really stupid act.
Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.
David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.
Kid: Oh Snap!
David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.
When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.
The act of filing a mason jar of semen
I finally complete the Mitch's mason challenge
When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."
I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."
"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."
An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"
Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen
Joe: Lowkey same