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pronounced Mormon mawr-muhn Tent tent
A Loose Vagina apply named as Mormons do not use tents they simply crawl into the vast cave that is a Mormon women's vagina
She's a 4 man mormon tent shes got enough room in her pussy to fit a family of five and a dog
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The nice little path of hair running from a man's belly button to his happy place. The trail that leads to paradise.
I hate when men shave or wax too much because there is nothing as tempting as the Mormon trail showing just above his jeans.
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another testiment of jesus christ, written by joseph smith and studdied by latter day saints, or mormons. this book is not false doctarine, and mormons are not bad people or polygamists, if you are somehow under the impression that they are feel free to talk to one. before you critisize the book of mormon go ahead and read it, everything in it can be backed up by the bible, which i am pretty sure is the basis of most christian religions, which brings me to another subject. mormons ARE christians, why else would they call their church The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Days Saints, emphasis on the Jesus Christ part, jeez. quit the mormon bashing and give em' a chance.
person 1: what is the book of mormon?
person 2: another testament of Jesus Christ
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Instead of penetrating the vagina a male penetrates the female's ass in a cheap attempt for them both to remain "virgins."
Bro, that slut Mary you're mormon fucking has been mormon fucked by like 40 other dudes. You should try to steal her V-card.
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an intense segment of anal sex for an extended amount of time without withdrawal
man im all sore i had mormon glory for hours my balls are dry
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A wonderful book showing the true history of life on the American continent. It is another testament of Jesus Christ and is used to complement the teachings found in the Bible.
The Book of Mormon has helped me to better understand the Gospel.
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Basically a "christianized" version of masonic ceremonies, modified by mormonism's founder Joseph Smith, who himself was a free mason. Brigham Young, the second mormon prophet said, "Your endowment is, to receive all those ordinances in the House of the Lord, which are necessary for you, after you have departed this life, to enable you to walk back to the presence of the Father, passing the angels who stand as sentinels, being enabled to give them the key words, the signs and tokens, pertaining to the Holy Priesthood, and gain your eternal exaltation in spite of earth and hell." (Journal of Discourses 2:31).
In 1990 the endowment was changed to remove the masonic penalties, wherein mormons formerly vowed that if they revealed the temple secrets they could have their life taken in various ways. Also women no longer vowed to be obedient to their husbands unconditionally, but only on the condition that he listened to God i.e. he wasn't a bastard and was "righteous". Probably due to the feminist movements growing within the church.
The tokens are secret handshakes you need to get to heaven, and you have to know their names, and their signs (made holding your hands and arms in various positions).
mormon, mormon temple, mormon endowment
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