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A Mormon who just owns at all that he does.
Loved by all who meet them.
Jim: i hear Jeff's Mormon, that dudes so badass!
Tim:I know! he's such a Mormonizer!!!!
A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.
Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.
someone who likes sherbet in Sprite
If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"
The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon
Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.
The religion that people love to mess with me for being a part of.
Classmate: How are your wives doing, Mormon?
Me: I'm 14!
Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.
My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.
A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.
"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."
"Well, I'm a Mormon"
"Okay... bye!"
"Works every time!"