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answer to annoying questions or when you are bored.
Customer: How do i fix this error?
Me: Chicken Muffin
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The new name for "English Muffins" declared so by Stephen Colbert after being outraged by the British Petroleum Oil Spill in the Gulf Coast.
-"what are you eating, English muffins?"
-"HELL NO! These are FREEDOM MUFFINS!"
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An australian substitutional word for slut. Not quite as harsh.
jane: "did you hear susie's on her 5th boyfrind this month?"
stephenie: "god, what a slurry muffin."
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The genitalia of an overweight woman, usually moist due to overactive sweat glands and overabundance of flesh. In the case of the morbidly obese, lack of proper hygiene also contributes.
I hadn't been laid in about six months so I trolled for fat chicks at the local bar. The girl I brought home must have weighed at least two bills. She sure had a soppy muffin.
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a) (cute definition): a girl strictly between the ages of 13-22 who is virgin and who does handstands completely naked in her bedroom, simply f-sag or to impress her bf
b) (very offensive): a promiscuous teen girl who behaves hentai both privately and publicly
if per definion b) your gf is an upsidedown muffin, you may have a problem
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A really sweet prostitute that acts very nice and sweet, like a muffun, but is still a prostitute.
My friend Claire and I were walking in the mall and we saw a really nice-looking girl who was smiling and walking with a guy. I said to Claire, "Wow, she looks really nice," but Clair replied with "I know, but she's a real ho-muffin, ya know?"
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While there are tons of endearing terms for male masturbation, why are there so few for female masturbation? It's time we bring Buffin the Muffin into mainstream lingo for the ladies.
While he was choking the chicken, she was buffin the muffin.
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