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a) (cute definition): a girl strictly between the ages of 13-22 who is virgin and who does handstands completely naked in her bedroom, simply f-sag or to impress her bf
b) (very offensive): a promiscuous teen girl who behaves hentai both privately and publicly
if per definion b) your gf is an upsidedown muffin, you may have a problem
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The genitalia of an overweight woman, usually moist due to overactive sweat glands and overabundance of flesh. In the case of the morbidly obese, lack of proper hygiene also contributes.
I hadn't been laid in about six months so I trolled for fat chicks at the local bar. The girl I brought home must have weighed at least two bills. She sure had a soppy muffin.
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While there are tons of endearing terms for male masturbation, why are there so few for female masturbation? It's time we bring Buffin the Muffin into mainstream lingo for the ladies.
While he was choking the chicken, she was buffin the muffin.
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A less commonly known cousin of the "Fur Burger." A muffin sandwich is composed of two ass cheeks that play the part of the bread buns, and in between lies the woman's vagina which makes the "yummy" portion of the sandwich.
Mark was hungry for sex, so he ate out his girlfriend's muffin sandwich.
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When you cross the field, be careful you don't step in any meadow muffins.
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When you drink milk out of a woman's vagina during oral sex.
The Slippery Muffin is my favorite activity to do with my girlfriend after a long day of work.
n/ A sudden yet undeniable craving for a blueberry muffin.
Jackie went into the kitchen when she suddenly had a muffin moment.