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School

A place where you waste 18 years of life. It is also known as torture. Its sometimes considered worse than jigsaw's games.

"I love school!"
Shut the fuck up!

by Luv Einglesh November 6, 2017


School

Possibly the most evil way of torchering kids (even mentally disabled kids) that involves learning useless crap that won't matter when they grow up.

School sucks!

by Huwo mi hoy February 2, 2017


School

Commonly known as "HELL". School is even worse than real jail. All kids are there just to learn about stuff that we won't need or use in the real world. And when school is over, they are free and they also call their home their "America" because, YOU ARE FREE OF SCHOOL WHEN YOU'RE AT HOME. Unless the school tortures you with HOMEWORK. NOBODY DOES THEIR HOMEWORK. Every kid has to go to school according to the government.

Screw school (Hell). I want to go to my America (Home) right now.

by NothingToSeeHere- November 13, 2019


school

School is the place that when you were 4, your parents told you was a fun place were you played a lot and learned a bit. But then you grew up and realized that school in a word is prison and a shit place were everything taught is useless and in a meaningless way, your live turns out to be extremely hard because of school

Bill: what is that gross ugly looking place over there?

Mom: its a place were you learn stuff and be treated like a prisoner. Otherwise, it's known as school.

by Randomdude8733 April 13, 2022


School

The place where adults called "teachers" force you to do tasks and "learn" even though you are on 2 hours of sleep because of the 42 assignments they gave you last night.

Mom: Go to school
Joe: No its dumb and a waste of time

by LoliHentaiCool January 27, 2021


school

S.C.H.O.O.L
Seven
Crappy
Hours

Of

Our

Lives

school

by MCMagicPie May 25, 2011


School

School is an institution that is supposed to "educate" children, but only brainwashes, and makes children judge themselves off of how well they can do a test on something that they will never use in life. School makes "goldfish judge themselves on their ability to climb a tree".

School also violates basic human rights. It violates a student's right to their health and happiness. They make pubescent children and teenagers get up at 5:00 AM, while common knowledge is that sleep deprivation completely rids a person of their mental health. This also rids a person of their happiness, for obvious reasons. No one likes to be woken up when they do not want to.

We all end up forgetting all of these useless facts that will somehow help us pursue our jobs. No one will use the quadratic formula in making art. No one will care about what kind of script the Sumerians used when they would be out there designing architecture. Schools suppress students' potentials. They snuff out their dreams.

School is a "one size fits all" institution. It treats everyone as if they are the same people, with the same personalities, with the same backgrounds, with the same mind. School has not changed very much, if not at all. School was just there to prepare future factory workers.

In the end, school is a horrid place that should not even exist anywhere. In a sense, school is a crime against humanity.

Guy 1: I'm so tired of school. I hate waking up at 5:00 AM just to learn something useless.
Guy 2: Me too.

by geardagum February 19, 2018