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Disparaging slang term for an Asian man's penis.
(William Hung is spending some quality time with his first girlfriend whom he scored after finishing his performance, badly-covering Ricky Martin songs at UC-Berkeley)
Girl: "Willie I love you sooo much! You are the sweetest man I've ever met and known! I wanna cuddle with you all night long!"
William Hung: "Yeah pretty baby so do I! Now let's get into bed. Tonight I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
(the two get into bed and moments later...)
Girl: "Oh. Oh. Go deeper baby! I'm not satisfied."
William Hung: "I can't, bitch, that's as far in as I can go! And I think my rice noodle just went limp! Uh-oh. Looks like I've pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
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Someone who is a bit confused or slow minded. Used in a context of endearment most of the time.
"Where are my glasses?"
"You're wearing them, noodle brain!"
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Someone who refrains from participating in activities that will possibly hurt them, like Meth. A good noodle is a person who strives to do GOOD. They want to do good for the world and have good intentions for themselves and for others. They don't mess around and have their shit together. They have a good reputation. But they also have fun. Not like you, who had to search up what this word meant ;)
Damn, that student right there is a good noodle. I should probably stop vaping in front of my teacher and pay attention to what the lesson is LOL
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n. to slap slap someone's face with a limp penis as if it was a wet noodle.
n. a chinese restaurant in new brunswick, nj
My girl kept talking after sex, so i gave her a noodle gourmet so she'd shut the fuck up already.
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Someone who says/does something stupid or is just simply a goof ball therefore making them a noodle bull, originated from the Philly terms Noodle and Bull. This term is very popular in the suburbs of Philadelphia.
Joe: Damn, I locked myself out of my car
Devin: Your a noodle bull
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Slang for throbby noodle. A pecker, dick, cock, blue vein thobber, massive purple headed warrior of love, jizz spigot, boner, hard-on, whatever ya wanna call it...I think you get the idea. Also known as thobby.
1) Baby come here and lick my thobby noodle, you wake him up and I'll thow stem allupinzoid.
2) Aw, cum on baby, I know you want this thobby noodle up yer pooper.
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The feeling of having no bones in your neck while under the influence of drugs.
Damn..these painkillers gave me a case of noodle neck. I can barely hold my head up.
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