Dick so large that any sex is extremely hot, yet very intense. Vacation dick can leave one incredibly exhausted from too much pleasure. Such sex is only good for one or two night stands on vacation.
"Hey Sarah, why did you stop seeing David? I thought you said the sex was incredible."
"Oh, it was! But you know... he had vacation dick and wanted to have sex every night. Shit got too intense for me! I need to get some boyfriend dick.
Basically a massive cock that you wouldn't want to receive daily.
Hannah: I just rode a vacation dick yesterday
Some girl: No way, your so lucky!
Hannah: Yeah, but I wouldn't want to do it again soon it hurt too much.
A penis that is of unreasonable size that one could receive during vacation time only. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge.
boyfriend dick
size queen
A penis that is extremely large and gives you the business. But can only be enacted during a vacation stint. Not a daily penis that you want to deal with...opposite a boyfriend dick
He is everything, but only as vacation dick...it's toooooo much!
1. A dick so huge you can only take it once or twice. Compared to a boyfriend dick
2. A dick you'd only fuck to remember why you love your man
Jessie: "So what happened with that guy you hooked up with? Are you gonna text him back?"
Kaylee: "Hell no!"
Jessie: "Why not? He was hot af!"
Kaylee: "I know! He was great once, but he had such a vacation dick!"
Jessie: "Ooh... Can I have his number?"
A large dick that you couldn't have on a daily basis (unlike a boyfriend dick )
My vagina hurts, I had a vacation dick last night. I prefer a boyfriend dick!
A dick so big you can only take it occasionally, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.
I like Jack but he has a vacation dick and not a boyfriend dick.