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You have faced many Thots before but you have never fought the ultimate THOT, Thotimus prime the ultimate Thot. You must defeat the ultimate Thot to become the new Thotimus prime.
watch out its almost here watch out thotimus prime has arrived she'll fuck your brains out!!!
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Hot new chain of sandwich shops offering liberal finance terms (fixed rate and variable) for seven dollar lunches.
Little Joey needed a winter coat last week so lunch is gonna be at Sub Prime 'til refund checks come through.
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Any quotes that is stated by the enormous, patriotic robot, Liberty Prime, who appears in the video game Fallout 3. These quotes include:
"Voice module online. Audio functionality test... initialized. Designation: Liberty Prime. Mission: the Liberation of Anchorage, Alaska."
"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."
"Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!"
"Communism is a lie!"
"Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: 0%!"
"Probability of a Chinese victory: Impossible!"
"Catastrophic system failure... Initiating core shutdown as per emergency initiative 2682209... I die...so that democracy may live..."
"Communism is the very definition of failure!"
The best part of the last mission in Fallout 3 are the Liberty Prime-isms!
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the time period between 1-3 AM where everything becomes funny, whether it is a joke or not.
steve: *laughing* bruh why is everything so funny right now
john: (john says) john
steve: oh yeah it's prime funny hours
Australian slang for to go to the bathroom.
"I'm going to punch the prime minister!"
"I'm not done punching the prime minister!"
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A douchebag.
Used to describe those that pride themselves on playing shitty video games and trying to cockblock those around them.
"Man, that guy is a total Obvious Prime"
"Yeah, lets punch him in the balls"
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Term used in Academic Team (don't laugh) where one team buzzes in early on a question and gets it wrong so the question is to be read in it's entirety to the other team. No one player on this team should buzz in early while the question is being read. Doing so will result in "Prime Directive," and angry stares from your teamates because you were supposed to wait until they knew what it was (jealous little shits).
I commit Prime Directive all the time because I am a power hungry Indian male and thats that's what Power Hungry Indian males do. It doesn't really matter because I always get the question right so get off my case, John!
John: Man, Kush! That's your third Prime Directive this tournament, you gotta learn to wait!
Kush: Shut the fuck up bitch, that's three more toss ups than you've scored.
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