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if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it

Witticism

So and so remarks...I simply can't forsee myself conforming to socially acceptable norms, I've always felt that...if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it.

by Jon Muzychka Occasionally a Cr August 17, 2020


How do you erect something

1. If you want to receive an erection to the penis, search sex or some shit on a browser.

2. If you want to erect a building, think of what would make you erect, and show the building materials whatever turns you on. If that doesn't work, if the building didn't automatically erect itself, then hire a contractor or construction team to do it. They are really good at turning that shit on, I think they'll like strippers for the wood, metal, stone, etc.
3. If you can't do any of these, go read a book on this and then see what you can learn from that.
4. If you are still too lazy to do that, why are you reading this? Go do something productive, go have fun, go clubbing, get yourself laid by a 15 year old do whatever your heart feels like. Trust me, it's fun that way.

How do you erect something....
1. Go to p**nhub,com. You know what the site is without the stars.
2. Build it. Get your lazy ass of a chair and go erect it personally.

3. It you're still too lazy to do either of those, go fuck yourself masturbate, I don't care. If you want to be productive, go read, do some gardening, or be interactive with people you care about. I f you don't care about anyone, commit suicide. That's what I did,

by Big asss ballsack May 9, 2023


alexio giving me something day

20 November - In this day, everyone named Alexio has to buy you something that they want!

In 20 November aka Alexio giving me something day, Alexio gave me a washing hair machine as a gift for today!

by givemesomething.id November 20, 2020


Nation get something for Destiny Day

You buy something for someone named destiny

Here’s $1 in Apple Pay for nation get something for destiny day

by DESITNYNY September 5, 2021


I want to start something huge

I am really looking forward to planning something big.

Or I could just join the army and wait until WW3 breaks out.

I want to start something huge

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 5, 2021


she spilt something on her shirt

The reason guys stare at women's breasts so often.

guy 1: damn did you see sydney?!

guy2: oh yeah, she has a fucking awesome rack!!

guy1: I think "she spilt something on her shirt". i'd better go check that out for her.

guy2: yeah i think jennifer "split something on her shirt" too

by damngurldamn55555 October 19, 2011


we should do something sometime

n. let's have sex now. or else.

jon said to jenna, "we should do something sometime"

by sekio April 22, 2004

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