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A chair with a dildo/vibrator attatched to it. A person, normally female but often male, is strapped in and has the dildo turned on, while they have the time of their life.
I had a go on my grandmother's Orgasm Chair.
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When your masturbating and you reach the point of no return and suddenly stop and remove any contact with the penis. The penis ejaculates but it is only a quarter of the feeling a normal orgasm is.
My girlfriend gave me a ruined orgasm last night, i spat on her and threw her out of my car.
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When you think your in love with someone. You must apply the orgasm test. When your feeling all lovey dovey about them,you masturbate until you climax and after that,If you feel differently about them. They have failed the orgasm test and you should NEVER get serious with them.
Hey man,What ever happened to going out with Julie?
I really Liked her but I took the orgasm test and she totally failed.
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A orgasmic piss is similar to a peegasm it is when you finally take a piss after holding it in for an extended period of time i.e. a long trip, waiting for an end of a movie or having to finish something and just can’t get away. The feeling makes your legs weak, you feel good all over and you can’t think of anything but what is happing at that moment.
Alex "Where is Joe?"
Les "He went to the restroom he had to piss real badly."
Alex "Well I hope that teaches him not to have a Large Drink after we leave that last restroom for 40 miles."
3 Minutes later
Les “Joe feeling any better?”
Joe “Yep just had the best orgasmic piss ever.”
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The kick you get when consuming too much wasabi. The feeling starts with a kick in the nose and spreads through your body until you start feeling comfortably numb.
After adding too much wasabi to the sushi, Tina left this world for a few seconds while she was having an extreme wasabi orgasm.
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an extreme euphoric sensation, very hard intense orgasm, unforgettable sexual climax
Candis: Hey Stacy, how was your night with Tony?
Stacy: Nothing special, how about you?
Candis: Johnny fucked me so hard I won't forget that Deluxe Orgasm
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When a song is so good it causes orgasms
This song is giving me a audio orgasm
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