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The female equivalent of a Fuck Boy.
Jess told me the other day she has been stood up by more Fuck Oysters than Fuck boys!
Known for centuries for oysters by coastal folkstone woodland
Oyster folkstone woodland is the perfect area for finding unexpected treasures.
A pink vagina.
Vivian sure loved getting her pink oyster eaten by her new girlfriend Maddy.
The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.
You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster
Where one consistently jacks off into a shot glass and drinks their own cum because they can't get laid by dudes or chicks.
Male 1: Hey, you're cute what's you name?
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.
Later that night...
Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.
When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic
when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"
How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!