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When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.
Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.
Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.
Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.
When the man masturbates and he catches his semen in his hand the makes his partner suck it out like an oyster
Man feeds partner after projectile from cupped hand " here's a spunky oyster"
To lie.
Bro, are you saucing the oyster with me? Tell me the truth
An Oyster Oven is a slang term that describes that act where a women is lying in bed, where she pulls the covers over the their head while admitting air from the vagina, thereby creating an unpleasant situation in an enclosed space.
Man, you dutched opened me! Pff, that's, my girlfriend total oyster ovened me last night while we were in bed.
A girl so ugly that when she gave head the first time she thought it might be her last so she kept the cum under her tongue when she was done.
A butterface is most likely one to perform an ugly oyster.