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When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card
Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER
Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'
What comes out of your nose after doing large amounts of cocaine for an extended period of time.
Man, Smitty served up Chicago oysters all over that hotel room in Atlantic City.
The female equivalent of a Fuck Boy.
Jess told me the other day she has been stood up by more Fuck Oysters than Fuck boys!
Known for centuries for oysters by coastal folkstone woodland
Oyster folkstone woodland is the perfect area for finding unexpected treasures.
A pink vagina.
Vivian sure loved getting her pink oyster eaten by her new girlfriend Maddy.
The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.
You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster
Where one consistently jacks off into a shot glass and drinks their own cum because they can't get laid by dudes or chicks.
Male 1: Hey, you're cute what's you name?
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.
Later that night...
Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.